Monday, June 21, 2010

The iPod Stick - The next newest iPod coming out in 2015

181 comments:

  1. wooooow. dis is wierdddd.... n lame. apple iz comin up wit new crappy stuff... (no offence)

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  2. ahaha rofl yea i thought it was a dildo

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  3. and, apple always comes up wid cooler names unlike " ipod stick"

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  4. can it have a projector screen come out? hahhaha

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  5. i think its cool cus their is a screen that comes out

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  6. hahahha i bet its fakee!

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  7. I'll stick with my itouch. . .

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  8. where the fuck would u put that

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  9. umm.... wouldnt buy this ever. its soooo weird.

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  10. ipod touch is way better:) i love mine:)

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  11. wtf, it looks like a fricking dildo

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  12. i dont see how a screen could come out of that tiny little thing....thats just pathetic

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  13. its cool as hell ima get one i love new crazy ipods

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  14. Woah, that should be called the iDildo

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  15. I like reading these comments and guessing the total IQ of everyone who's commented is about 57, but that seems generous at best. This looks pretty cool if you think about it.

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  16. gay should not be used as a derogatory term mister!!!!! yOU LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!!!!

    YES

    CATS

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  17. I'd give it to my mom for christmas, but she'd probably stuff it up her vag. Then it wouldn't work.

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  18. dear god, why are all of you such idiots?
    who the fuck cares what it looks like, did you even read what it would be able to do? it seems you people would rather have a shiny bicycle rather than a time machine that looks like it came out of a junk yard. also it's not "fake", it's an idea, a more brilliant idea than any of you, especially those trying to make jokes about it looking like a dildo, could ever come up with. you all need to grow up

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  19. i actually kinda like it...but even tho its an idea...it prob wont come out in ligit life

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  20. umm why does that design make it look like it could pass for a rectal thermometer?

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  21. could work... but might be wierd to carry at first. then again, so is the ipad

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  22. theyre gettin werse it looks freakin retarted

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  23. Okay wow.
    the iPod is good
    iTouch is great
    iPad is cool.
    but iStick?!
    really?
    1
    it LOOKS like a dildo
    and
    2
    its called iStick.
    wow...

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  24. look at the pic on the right coner folds dwn thts pretty boss

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  25. lol something like this was already made, just that it's a phone

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  26. this is crap it will break when u touch it

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  27. It should be call a iTampon, and second of all, I've lost my respect for 2015 iPod model.

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  28. istick, ice dick, gay. Whats the difference?
    lets poke at a flexible screen, it would be very effective. this shouldn't take 5 years to engineer

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  29. Looks Like A Vibrating Dildo That You Can Hear Music Play Apps And Look At Vids And Pics All At The Same Time! :D

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  30. ATTN NUBZ:

    It's not real. =D
    Hence: "Designed by Walter Segundo" in the bottom corner.
    I'm fairly (and by fairly I mean I'm right) positive that if it was a legit thing (SHIZAM, like an advertisement), it definitely wouldn't have that little tag on it.


    PS - It DOES look just like the kind of crap Apple would put out however. Screw Apple. =3

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  31. It's obviously not real guys. No way the HR reps would let spelling/grammar errors in their banners of new products go unchecked. It's unprofessional.

    Also, Walter Segundo is not an affiliate of Apple Products Inc. so don't worry about this hitting the shelves. It is simply a parody of Apple putting things that become increasingly more ridiculous and getting tremendous sales out of them due to the fact that is from the Apple company.

    This is indeed and solely a parody product. Honestly, a roll out screen? Not gonna happen. Not to mention a 500 GB drive size.... That's half a terabyte. It isn't possible without a drive disc.

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  32. lawl imagine having that in your pocket...

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  33. wow thats fake as.
    fail

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  34. the screens have already been patented by some other phone company so apple will not be able to make this.

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  35. Gayyy . Looks like a dildo .

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  36. It kinda looks like a wii remote . I like the video ipod nano && the ipod touch better tho . && I hate it whenever you can't see the screen on the ipod . /:

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  37. Interesting.. I wonder if that's actually going to come out, though..

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  38. Looks kinda cool ... the screen makes it even cooler ...

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  39. wow this thing looks horrible.

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  40. its just a ipad that can be retracted

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  41. I LOVE IT!! Its cool, u all gotta admit, ur just saying its "fake and ugly" cuz u wanna be just as cool as it is... HOW fake u people are...

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  43. Is it just me, or have Apple's standards gone to hell?

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  44. You're all retards, this is made by some random who's not associated with Apple..

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  45. OBVIOUS photoshop.

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  46. My boyfriend said it looked like a Tampon. That just made me laugh. :P

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  47. ive lost all respect to apple..........just looking at it, shit u cant EVEN look at it cuz its looks so gay

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  48. So uh... do you keep that in your pocket or your underwear?

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  49. i dont like that kind though , they have no screen and then you cant tell what music you're listening too . .

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  50. ... hm... id hate to have that in my pocket and try getting in a vehicle. it falls sideways and SNAP!

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  51. Haruhi, dude chill, if something is put on the internet, it is meant to be criticized, unless you are a complete dumbass and think that something called the "iStick" won't be criticized. If that is what you think, you are naive

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  52. looks really fake...this is photoshop fail

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  53. wow you guys need to get your minds outta the gutter it's not even round! it's square! seriously can you be a little more mature please?

    It's pretty cool I'd never buy it but it's modern.

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  54. Well apple has made the new square sex toy then! This is sooo dumb!

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  55. this iPod is f!%@ed up!! no one is gonna by it!

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  56. You guys are stupid. Its concept art, thats why it says designed by on the picture

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  57. No kidding Jon.
    This is only concept art people (and not even from apple to boot).
    Steve Jobs would never want a concept of something that cant be made.
    Flexible displays are not even fully developed yet, let alone at that definition.

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  58. yee i agreed with all of you at first, but then i read the description and now i want one soooo badly, seriously, before you comment saying that its a dildo, read the info on it, it sounds mad as.

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  59. DO you have to like pull out the screen from the side?? Cause if you do its kinda kooool(: I like it! I'm gonna buy one!

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  60. apple stop being so danm fucking EXTRA i hope you read these coments because 99.9 % disagree with ur fucking dildo ipod like honest to shit they should make a show called ipod apple on trial .... like WTF

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  61. umm, who would want that?

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  62. its actually pretty cool. it has the screen and shit.

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  63. Where would you put it?
    The better question would be where wouldn't you put it.

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  64. Thats REALLY cool. It would be a little odd to pull out and look at at first, but then, weren't iPad's the same way? (and guess what that sounds like y'all?) And before that the touch screen phones? This is the way of the future, and if you all are to immature to appreciate it, well, that's your problem. Not mine.

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  65. I'm pretty impressed.
    I would buy this if it ever came out.

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  66. 1) Gay as an insult- NOT COOL!
    2) u guys need to calm down, it is not a dildo!!
    3) it's concept art
    4) if it was real, i would want one!

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  67. Uh, how many ppls are gonna say it looks like a dildo?? I bet if it was, you'd be the first in line to go buy it.

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  68. What the FUCK! why would you want this?

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  69. okay, people. Yes i agree it looks like a dildo and a rectal thermometer but... it's not from Apple if you enlarge the image and look at the bottom left corner it says made my Walter Segundo. Although this idea is brilliant, it's a joke and an idea. Props to Walter. But seriously, have you seen what it's supposed to do??? that's fucking amazing however the 20 hours of vid is kinda lame but still a revolution. Perhaps if we don't all die in 2012 Apple will come to a revelation and develop this for release 2015

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  70. you guys are all ridiculously stupid. it's obviously fake. and to all of you who says it looks like a dildo, would YOU stick a rectangle up your vagina? didnt fucking think so. and to everyone who says i would never buy this, in 2015 you would. also, if you look in the bottom left corner, it says it's made by walter segundo.

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  71. Clearly You're All Virgins And Females if You Think THAT Looks Like A Dildo. Hahaha Idiots. Where Do You Shop For Sex Toys, ToysRUs? Epic Fails!

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  72. this looks like a piece of crap

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  73. apple doesn't leak its products. get real dude.

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  74. wat dildos have you ppl been lookin at?

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  75. uhhhh iDont give an iShit cause this is iUgly as iHell

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  76. Don't worry, we're not even gunna actually see that.
    We aren't making it past 2012

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  77. The iDildo now play with yourself with ur favorite bands playing inside u

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  78. PEOPLE, THIS IS MOST LIKELY FAKE.
    no need to shit yourselves :)

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  79. I actually think this is pretty cool. Enlarge the image and read the description. And it says smaller than the nano, so it's not that long.

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  80. ^Continuing on... So even if this is just an idea, I think it's a pretty good one. I mean, a roll out screen would be pretty awesome. But if this actually does happen, I hope the screen is pretty heavy-duty.

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  81. is that an istick in your pocket or r u happy to c me?

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  82. this screen is already used. the reason why it would take until 2015 is that the screen is brand new as of last year or something, so it will take a while for the price to come down enough for production.

    my guess is that this is possible, besides the specs. 500 gig is hard to find in a net book, let alone a small little ipod that still has to fir the entire screen into it.

    also, no way ull b embarrased to have this cuz if its out itll b open, meaning it will look more like a book without covers or most its pages.

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  83. are u guys retarded... its fake ...

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  84. this is fucking queer -.- it looks like a... i cant evan explain what it looks like nice one apple. everyone will be buying dildo shaped ipods (: how original girls can listen to tunes wheil pleassuring themselves (:

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  85. ewwww.i hope it never comes out

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  86. you all are gay fuckers with no lives...fuckin lookin at this shit and thinkin its real... and to the people who say it looks like a dildo you're only sayin tht cuz u use dildos...fuckin retarded ass cunt bags.... sitin in ur small ass shitholes tht u call houses and imagining how u can possibly make sumthin outta ur pathetic fuckin lives

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  87. this is basicly a wii remote/dildo wiv a screen

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  88. It was pretty cool when i first saw it... the whole screen kinda folding out, it's actually quite possible to make one of those...who knows
    but then when i looked into it more closely....

    I mean c'mon, a paper like screen!!! How are u going to be able to use it
    And apple probably would come up with a better idea

    But then again, due to the high demand...apple is making products too quick which are turning quite shit really

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  89. Oh and people who think its a dildo...grow up...it dont look nothing like a dildo...

    And why would that be the first thing to say :O!!!??

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  90. Excuse me for asking, but Mr. Jobs, were you extremely horny whilst creating this product?

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  91. wow apple is becoming desperate .

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  92. Wierd.. but cool with the screen thingie. but my ipod touch is better....

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  93. why not the Istick?
    that will easily break easily

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  94. It's kind of upseting to see that people can't express their feeling for something in a negative way without swearing or using the words 'gay' or 'retard' in an offensive manner. It makes you look like trash. Please be respectful and try forming a sentence that isn't insulting to anybody else. We learned this in kindergarden people. C'mon.

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  95. STUPID! its just another thing to loose

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  96. its gonna look like u got a boner every time u got it in your pocket takes new meaning to the sentence
    "Is a that a iPod stick in your pants or you just happy to see me"

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  97. OMG I'M FROKIN OUT!!!! I LIKE IPOD'S WITH screens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  98. this is dumb. just another thing for me to bag on about Apple....even though it's probably fake

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  99. Keep the ipod stick! just keep making newer and better versions of your already produced products. Maybe add a few new features to the ipod touch, expand the capacity of the ipod nano, Maybe PUT A SMALL SCREEN ON THE IPOD SHUFFLE! But honestly, dont go for this. I just think your running out of ideas and getting a little desperate. But even if your getting desperate, dont resort to, well THIS!!!

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  100. i bet then they're goin 2 make an anal bead earphone b4 u no it

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  101. HAHAHA Thats bullshit. Not gonna happen they wouldn't take away the screen. It might be the shuffle but now way an ipod plus it already looks like the apple remote

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  102. wat the fuck is that it looks like a square dildo

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  103. well fist things first it looks awfull, and to show how much effort apple are putting into it there a gramaticle error in the advertisment, LOL :)

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  104. well first of all ItsChrispyTv if u looka t the advertisment corectly u will see that there is a screen, secondly i dought they will get many sails of it cause it looks awfull and last of all to show how much effort they put into it they mad a gramaticle error in the ad, LOL

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  105. yeah well it looks stupid, but did you see what it can do? there's a screen that folds down, it has an sd megapixel camera, and a one touch cell phone. I say, Apple is coming out with WAY better stuff.

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  106. thats crap, people dont want all that stuff. they just want something neat and simple that will play our videos, pictures and music. an ipod is something you carry in your pocket.. you cant carry that around - Dezamiena

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  107. i though the world was meant to end in 2012 ?
    and i agree, dildo mucch!

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  108. Ok you guys are all stupid... how does it look like a dildo...? Its a fucking box!

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  109. Its not even designed by apple.
    Just some gay cunt's prototype idea.
    Have fun trying to fit 500GB of memory in there as well.

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  110. Haha, its a Ipleasuremyself!

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  111. are you kidding guys this is amazing !, its like an ipad but its more portable, the concept and ingenuity is by far the best thing they have come up with. im my opinion, go apple, one step closer to paper thin screens as clothes or wristbands for phones / ipods :D

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  112. im not sure what to think, it reminds me of a wii remote, not a dildo. you ppl need to get a life, your not going to change apples mind, who knows in 5 years that could be how everythin is. times change bitches!

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  113. FAKE you guys are all trolled notice in the bottom left hand corner it has some random kids name. the graphics of the pics are so fake too. this is not apple material

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  114. figures all this good stuff coming from apple their bound to stuff up sooner or later i guess it will be sooner

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  115. Whoa, this is so stupid my WTF train won't work :O

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  116. i just thought it was a wii remote?:/

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  117. ha theres gonna be a vibrate mode if you know what i mean

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  118. SOOOOOOOOOO fake, leaks are all false.

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  119. if this is true, ITS SOOOOOO GAYYYYYYY

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  120. this looks like the most gayest crap apple has come up with yet. its gonna be the most unsellable item ever made cause its so stupid and weird looking. maybe a sex store will buy them for dildos.

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  121. I think it's pretty cool, but the iPod Touch is much better.

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  122. This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen

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  123. you guys are all retarded... wtf its not a dildo its a little ipod stop commenting its a dildo cause you have never seen the other sex naked before...

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  124. There is no screen but otherwise it had some intriguing features that could be good for traveling or just hanging out.

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  125. this is bollocks! apple design good looking products not sticks! this is what happened with the ps3, it looked like a toaster at the start and it came out looking completely normal. why have this when the iphone just does everything apple has to offer!?

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  126. have you read the details if it is real it must be pretty beast...... depending on how big it is

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  127. ugh that is stupid who would want that!!!!

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  128. seriously... i bet if it even did come out people would be obsessed even though it looks like a dildo...

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  130. THIS IS FAKE!!!!!

    Do you really think Apple knows what the iPod will look like in 5 years? No, they are still working on the new version coming out this September and maybe thinking of the September 2011 version now.

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  131. lol stop hating on the thing, it's not even real!

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  132. WTH MANG THIS SO STUPID.
    ITS A WII REMOTE THAT THEY JUST PHOTOSHOPED

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  133. apple is makin sooo muchshit for the friggin future dat will be awsome but its not it should be the same......and the ipad is stupid 2

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  134. Omg most of you are all five year olds, it's just this guys idea! Also, if you read what it does, I'd love something like that. It's completely unrealistic, but I'd still love it. If the screen locked in place so it wasn't bendy anymore (erect, if you will), I would buy it in an instant if it ever came out.

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  135. omg, you guys NEED to stop calling it "gay" it just insults other ppl!

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  136. Lol, I want to Itouch The Istick. LOL NO HOMO

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  137. Hey look! The iDick! I mean iStick! Lmao you know what I mean.

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  138. It looks retarded but if you click on the picture and actually see what it says its really cool!! <3

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  139. its not real. they r making an istick but it looks different. and how can you pull a screen out of no where!! think!

    ALSO! how on earth can it have 500 GB MEMORY on it!! thats what computers have!! ipods have 8 to 36 GB!

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  140. Meh, what they gunna come up with next. It bores me.

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