Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Ten Things Your Zodiac Sign Hates

Aries
People that shuffle when they walk
Unreturned phone calls
Cell phones that don't work
Animals in cages
People who twitter on online chats
People who don't get right to the point
People who are lousy dancers
Late trains, planes or airplanes
People who dress too casually
Country music


Taurus
People who brag too much
Mess and disorganization
Clothing that is torn or missing buttons
Bad cooks
Being ignored in public
Public speaking
People who don't wear deodorant
Being the butt of humor or practical jokes
Not being smart or as an intellectual
Fast food


Gemini
People without a sense of humor
Not constantly being the center of attention
Broken clocks and watches
Bad wine
Shoes that you can't dance in
People who talk slowly
People that walk too slow
Pessimistic individuals
Addicted people
Broken technology

Cancer
Too much heat
Itchy wool
Having to sleep on the couch
People who show up early
People who are bad or sloppy dressers
Being criticized in any way
Violent movies
Ungrateful children
Losing their sunglasses
People who steal the spotlight


Leo
People who dress better than them
People with better cars than them
Being ignored
Being provoked to jealousy
Being too cold
Being too wet
Being forced to go to church
Being trapped inside on a sunny day
Being told to slow down
Being told they can't flirt


Virgo
People who are messy or disorganized
People who do not return calls
People who don't wear watches
People who don't do their taxes
People who don't return memos
Wasting time on Facebook
People who use bad grammar
People who swear too much
Emotional confrontations or scenes
Stand up comedians

Libra
People who tell them to turn down the music
People who look down at junk food
Litter in parks
People who steal flowers
People who are cruel to animals
People who do not return calls
One night stands
Bad haircuts
People who abuse drugs
Parents who discipline children


Scorpio
People who borrow their pen and never return it
Lovers that don't orgasm
Being made jealous by a lover
Being outshone at any task
Dining without dignity
Being the victim of gossip
Being accused of being unfaithful (even if they are)
People who are too trendy
People who claim to be psychic
Not being able to park in the handicapped space


Sagittarius
Late trains, planes, or automobiles
Not flying first class
Companions who get seasick
People who complain too much
People who are afraid to take risks
Being accused of being bad with money
People who expect them to be on time
Lost luggage
Animal abuse
Reading about human rights violations


Capricorn
People who waste money
People who ask for loans
People who do not pay back loans
People who do not discipline their children
Contractors that do not keep promises
People who leave the cap off the toothpaste
Poetry readings
Being asked to be a chauffeur
Being asked to leave the kids at home
Bad haircuts


Aquarius
People who dress in a boring way
Junk food
Talking about the past
Psychiatrists
Gossip
Those that aren't practical
People who don't pick up after their pets
A lack of loyalty
Being the third wheel to a couple
Getting their hands dirty


Pisces
Places that are too hot
Losing their sunglasses
Polluted water
People who laugh too loud
People who walk away from arguments
Alcoholics
Being denied access to grandchildren
Having to wear prescription glasses
Cars that waste energy
Slow drivers

26 comments:

  1. pretty fun I'm a Taurus and everyone of those are true especially the last one

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  2. haha thats funny everything on my capricorn thing is soo true :)

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  3. o.o Scary accurate lmao (I'm a Capricorn)

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  4. Gemini
    People without a sense of humor: Yes.
    Not constantly being the center of attention: Fail. I don't like to be the center of attention.
    Broken clocks and watches: Fail. I find them peaceful.
    Bad wine: Yes, though true for any beverage, really.
    Shoes that you can't dance in: Fail. I can dance in any shoes. :D
    People who talk slowly: Yes, unless they have a speech impediment. Then, I will happily wait.
    People that walk too slow: Not so much. I'm a slow walker, myself.
    Pessimistic individuals: Yes. No further explanation needed.
    Addicted people: Yes. If I talk about it now, I'll rant, so...
    Broken technology: Half and half. Depends on if I need to put it to use at that moment or not.

    Total accuracy: 4/10 failed. So, not very believable. But then again, maybe I'm just a defective Gemini.

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  5. only 3/10 deals were tru3 @ me [virgo].

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  6. what a load or rubbish 2 of the aries stuff matches me and that just proves it is stupid

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  7. Libra
    People who tell them to turn down the music-Yes, I like my music loud :3
    People who look down at junk food-Yes, I can't live without it, haha
    Litter in parks-eh, I don't go to parks very often but yea, I guess it would annoy me
    People who steal flowers-Yes, that's just mean :(
    People who are cruel to animals-Yes
    People who do not return calls-Yes
    One night stands-Yes
    Bad haircuts-Yes
    People who abuse drugs-Yes
    Parents who discipline children-Yes

    That's a 9 1/2 so they did a pretty good job on mine.

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  8. Aquarius is pretty off....

    People who dress in a boring way: No
    Junk food: No
    Talking about the Past: No
    Psychiatrists: Nope, I want to BE one...
    Gossip: No
    Those that aren't practical: Sometimes
    People who don't pick up after their pets: YES
    A lack of loyalty: YES
    Being the third wheel to a couple: Sometimes.
    Getting their hands dirty: Sometimes.

    Not all that accurate. But, that could just be me.

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  9. hmm lemme see

    Aries

    People that shuffle when they walk- yes, i dont like slow walkers in general
    Unreturned phone calls- yes, bc i dont use my phone very often, only when its kinda important, so yea
    Cell phones that don't work- yes, bc again i dont use my phone
    Animals in cages- yes. humans think too much of themselves
    People who twitter on online chats- uh no. dont care. i kinda do that myself
    People who don't get right to the point- thing is, i dont think i know anyone who is terribly cryptic besides myself, and im only cryptic when i feel the need to be
    People who are lousy dancers- um no. i really dont care one way or the other
    Late trains, planes or airplanes- yea, that can be kind of annoying
    People who dress too casually- hahaha no. seriously, have u seen the way i dress?
    Country music- no, i actually like country music. so yea.

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  10. Gemini
    People without a sense of humor:Yes.
    Not being the center of attention: Most of the time.
    Broken clocks and watches: No. Geminis have good attitudes,so they don't mind these these things.
    Bad wine: No beverage is allowed to be bad.
    Shoes you can't dance in: No, Gemini's can do ANYTHING.
    People that talk slowly: MAybe. Gemini's can chose to be patient, or not to be. So unless they're in a hurry, no.
    People who walk to slow: Yes, especially when they don't let you go ahead. Gemini's can go pretty fast!
    Pessimistic people: Totally! We love to look at the bright side of things, it makes hardships SO much easier.
    Addicted people: TOTALLY!!!! Unless they're addicted to us...
    Broken technolgy: No. We don't mind having no technology. Its perfectly fine.

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  11. Late trains, planes, or automobiles- sort of does :P
    Not flying first class- that does not bother me
    Companions who get seasick- yeeah
    People who complain too much- definitely
    People who are afraid to take risks- yeeeep
    Being accused of being bad with money- haha maybe I am though
    People who expect them to be on time- never on time :D
    Lost luggage- yeees
    Animal abuse- of coursee
    Reading about human rights violations- eh

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  12. Being a cancer/Leo - I hate 20 things.

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  13. Aquarius

    People who dress in a boring way - yes
    Junk food - noooo!!
    Talking about the past - no!
    Psychiatrists - yes!!! -.-#
    Gossip - yupp
    Those that aren't practical - yeeeess
    People who don't pick up after their pets -yes!
    A lack of loyalty - YEESSSS.
    Being the third wheel to a couple - I HATE THAT!!!!!!
    Getting their hands dirty - ew, yes!!

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  14. Wow. I'm Pisces and I loooovveeee cars that use a lot of energy and I hate Priuses.

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  15. im a defective virgo. 7 of 10 are incorrect.

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  16. I'm a pices and none of them are true.

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  17. Scorpio
    People who borrow their pen and never return it: that really bothers me. i loove my pens.
    Lovers that don't orgasm: well it's no fun if they don't.
    Being made jealous by a lover: it's mean.
    Being outshone at any task: if they do it on purpose just to level up on me or something then yeah but if they're better at they're better at it.
    Dining without dignity: that's annoying.
    Being the victim of gossip: hate it.
    Being accused of being unfaithful (even if they are): i don't like my words being unbelieved.
    People who are too trendy: if it looks tacky
    People who claim to be psychic: well if it's not true yeah that would annoy me.
    Not being able to park in the handicapped space: it would be cool to but it's whatever.

    so most of them are true.

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  18. Aries
    People that shuffle when they walk-YES!
    Unreturned phone calls-No
    Cell phones that don't work-Yess
    Animals in cages-YES!
    People who twitter on online chats-No
    People who don't get right to the point-Sometimes
    People who are lousy dancers-Haha no
    Late trains, planes or airplanes-Sometimes
    People who dress too casually-HECK YES!
    Country music-YESS!!

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  19. I'mma Gemini and I hate being the center of attention. It also depends what the whole "numerology" report is too. So don't always trust these... :)

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  20. Cancer
    Too much heat
    - Yes, yes and yes
    Itchy wool
    - Wool is itchy to begin with...so yeah
    Having to sleep on the couch
    - it sucks
    People who show up early
    - yeah, it's like "you're supposed to be here at this time, not half an hour early, I'm not ready"
    People who are bad or sloppy dressers
    - Super annoying...
    Being criticized in any way
    - Who likes being criticized? Even if it is "constructive"
    Violent movies
    - Love 'em
    Ungrateful children
    - Hate children in general
    Losing their sunglasses
    - Ugh, super annoying
    People who steal the spotlight
    - idc

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  21. Leo

    People who dress better than them[Kinda.]
    People with better cars than them[Mmhm]
    Being ignored[Yes!]
    Being provoked to jealousy[Yussss]
    Being too cold[Not really. If I Had To Die Of Heat Or Cold I Would Choose To Freeze To Death. :P]
    Being too wet[FurShure]
    Being forced to go to church[ Yes! Just I Dont Go To Church It Doesnt Mean I Hate God!]
    Being trapped inside on a sunny day. [Durrr]
    Being told to slow down[Mmmhmmm]
    Being told they can't flirt[LOL Yussssssssss]

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  22. im a pisces and haha all the pisces that commented say everythings not true and for me the only thing i dont like are slow drivers. so yeah pisces must be REALLY off. who comes up with this stuff?

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  23. dude im a Scorpio and sadly its all very true lol

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  24. Taurus
    People who brag too much: Definitely
    Mess and disorganization: Yes
    Clothing that is torn or missing buttons: Yes
    Bad cooks: Yes
    Being ignored in public: No, I don't really care if people notice me or not.
    Public speaking: No, I actually love public speaking.
    People who don't wear deodorant: Of course, who doesn't hate this!
    Being the butt of humor or practical jokes: Yes
    Not being smart or as an intellectual:I'm actually very smart, or I'd like to think I am, so no.
    Fast food: Yes.
    7/10 of these actually apply to me so this is pretty accurate.

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  25. ~Pisces~
    Places that are too hot: true
    Losing their sunglasses: more losing anything at all
    Polluted water: water that tastes funky more like
    People who laugh too loud: it grates on me so true
    People who walk away from arguments: so bloody frustrating
    Alcoholics: people who go OTT on anything recreational
    Being denied access to grandchildren: i don't have any. what a weird thing to put
    Having to wear prescription glasses: 20/20 vision so no
    Cars that waste energy: nope
    Slow drivers: yep.

    it's a vaguely true

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