You know youre a stoner if...

• You've ever said 'pack the bowl again.'
• You've gotten caught smoking in the school bathroom and kept laughing in the principles office.
• You can smell it 100 yards away in a concert.
• You can't believe someone "smoked without you."
• You know "Wake and Bake" isn't about cooking.
• You know that if you are desperate you can always find a "nug in your rug."
• You can make a bong out of a juice bottle, a tube, and duck tape.
• You know the difference between "Schwag, Beezers, KB, and Dank" by appearance and smell.
• “Purple Haze” is much more than a Hendrix song.
• You have a "friend" that you only talk to because they always have herb.
• You fully understand why it should be legalized.
• You hear things in your favorite songs that you never realized were there before.
• You have "rules" (rule #3 when you say you've had enough, you take one more hit. And then that's enough).
• You have ever watched a movie then forgot what it was about.
• You ate a whole pint of ice cream and then followed it up with pretzels, a bowl of cereal, and hot pockets.
• The inside of your car is always dirty.
• You have a legitimate argument about why you're not 'addicted.'
• People are looking at me. They know man, they know.
• Every idea you ever have you need to write down.
• You forget to write down every idea you ever have.
• You begin to explain something to a friend and go on a tirade about something random. Then you forget what it was you were trying to explain in the first place.
• You are such a vet that you can do “anything" stoned, and do it better.
• You live or you wish you lived in Canada, Amsterdam, or Nevada.
• Your idea of an ideal vacation is Amsterdam (They have a lot of culture).
• You have a personal preference between Duchies, Spliffs, Blunt, and Joints.
• You know how to roll.
• You shed a tear when you see the police burning crops on the news.
• You buy gum or Altoids by the case.
• 420 is a holiday.
• You've tried quitting, but you can't.
• You know 10-50 different words to describe ganjah. (Pot, Hemp, Bhang, Marijuana, Joint, Reefer, Dope, Ganja, Smoke, Weed, Herb, Marijuana, Hash, Sensemilla, Green, Greenbud, Thai-stick, Green-sticky, Dirtweed, Shake, Indian Canamo, Huang Ma, Mary Jane, grass, Ace, Aunt Mary, Bales, Boo Boo Bama, Buddha, Bush, Buzz, Cheeba Cheeba, Chronic, Dank, Doobie, homegrown, Maui-Wowie, MJ, Puff, Rasta, Reefer, Skunk, Smoke, Spliff, Trees, twigs, Whacktabacky, Whackyweed, Sweet Lucy, Stick, Stack, Shwag, Nuggets, Ragweed)
• You're stoned.