Thursday, July 22, 2010

PEOPLE WHO CAN STARE AT THIS FOR LONGER THAN 20 SECONDS ARE BEASSSSTTTTTT!



Did you also notice what happens to your sight when you look away after watching it long enough? ;) Comment.

10 most common lies girls tell boys

If you can read this, you're a genius.

Read the word quickly, not the color it is!










Did you manage to? Easy enough? Well, now try it the other way round: say the color, not the word :D
Most probably you got all messed up and ended up reading the words, right?

This is what the new coca-cola bottle will look like in 2013 !

The new coke bottles will be square, stackable, and more recyclable. They maximize space, and are designed to reduce our carbon footprint.




Comment with your opinion. Do you like the new design, or not?

Funniest exam fails ever

Which one do you think is funnier? #1 or #2?

Top 10 Drunk Text Messages

10.) I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

9.) I got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

8.) I went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star…

7.) I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

6.) Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more

5.) I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

4.) so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

3.) Person A: he said he didn’t have a condom…; Person B: and you said?…; Person A: that that’s fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah – he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

2.) Person A: I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend’s twin last night…and he didn’t stop me…; Person B: How was it?; Person A: Fantastic, but that’s not the point.

1.) This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

Which one made you laugh the most? (:

Friday, July 9, 2010

20 very interesting things that you did not know about sex

  1. According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.
  2. Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.
  3. Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
  4. A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
  5. In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases. Present research, however, shows no connection.
  6. The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.
  7. A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.
  8. Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
  9. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
  10. Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
  11. The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between 12,000 and 15,000 years old.
  12. A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.
  13. During the 1920s, it was believed that jazz music caused one to permanately lose his sexual inhibitions. It was often banned in many cities. One private company went as far as to sell the elites "jazz proof" furniture.
  14. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
  15. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
  16. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up(if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
  17. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
  18. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
  19. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
  20. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

78% of all people never find their true love, how to make sure you won't be one of them.

  1. The first step to finding true love is to not seek it at all. I know that sounds crazy. How can you find something that you are not looking for? But that's just it. As long as you are looking, it will continue to evade you. Finding true love should not be your focus.
  2. If you are unhappy by yourself, you won't be happy with someone else.Focus on you. That's right! The key to finding true love is actually loving yourself. The problem is that most people don't do this. Too often we are looking for the other person to complete us. The truth of the matter is that you have to already be whole before you enter a relationship. Putting the responsibility for your happiness onto another person is unfair and unreasonable. Misery loves company so you would just be creating an unfortunate circumstance for your mate. You should be happy with yourself and by yourself before you can be happy with someone else.
  3. Participate in activities you enjoy and you might be surprised to find true love along the way.Develop yourself. Since you are focusing on you, why not work on making yourself whole and happy. Really get to know who you are and prepare yourself for the possibility of the future yet to come. Decide what type of mate you would like and then determine if you are "good enough" to attract that type of mate. You can't expect to attract someone who is unequally yoked. If you are on two different levels then your relationship most likely won't work out. Set goals. Go back to school, work on your career, stop smoking, lose that weight, update your wardrobe, organize your house and get your credit in order. Explore activities and hobbies you enjoy doing and do them. You just might find true love in the process.
  4. Be confident. Focusing on your needs, goals, hopes and dreams will also build up your self-confidence. When you are confident in yourself, your abilities and your direction, you also become more attractive to others. Self-confidence can also build up your feelings of sexiness. Confident people can be a lot more outgoing, alluring and flirtatious thereby allowing themselves the opportunity to meet new people.
  5. Laughter really is the best medicine. Love and laugh. Have fun! Give yourself permission to smile. Take time for a little rest and relaxation when you need it and play hard. The more fun you have, the less stressed you will be and the more open you will be to the possibility of romance. People who are sad, depressed and have low self-esteem also have a low capacity to recognize true love. Remember to laugh so you can love.